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反了反了！这年没法过了！

百家作者：杜蕾斯 2021-02-15 15:10:03

每逢过年

是不是总会遇到一些

让你想「原地爆炸」的拷问

如果你也不知如何

应对亲戚/熟人的「热情问候」

以下反击专用招式，需要自取

Part 1

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Part 2

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Part 3

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Part 4

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以上几招春节反击术

你都学会了吗？

回家过年本是开心的事

当某些人某些事让你忍无可忍时

尽管机智而不失礼貌地回击吧！